Sweet Jesus !

Haha haha watch me jump.. are you watching?.. watch ... watch... giggles..

There I was minding my own business teleporting around SL and I see This!!

Meet Titsalena Tina.. Atlantic Swimmer .. Guinness book of records holder for being able to backstroke from Alaska to Australia while taking sleeps.

When interviewed she said : " It was a very difficult task to do, as I could not tell if I was kicking my flippers right.. but it was all worth it when those Aussie surfer dudes waxed me down"

What?...these monstrosity's look perfectly natural right?? ..  NOT

Kinda looks like she stuffed the good-year blimp in her bra and called it good!
Not that she was actually wearing a bra,but a few strands of lace tethering her boobs to her chest rather than them swinging around her crouch.

It had completely Slipped my mind to mention that the local farmers market was having a 50% sale off feed sacks.
I happened to look at the ground as these suckers were casting a shadow! and noticed she still had the flippers on.

Second life's  Big Busted Bimbo