Sweet Jesus !

Haha haha watch me jump.. are you watching?.. watch ... watch... giggles..

There I was minding my own business teleporting around SL and I see This!!

Meet Titsalena Tina.. Atlantic Swimmer .. Guinness book of records holder for being able to backstroke from Alaska to Australia while taking sleeps.

When interviewed she said : " It was a very difficult task to do, as I could not tell if I was kicking my flippers right.. but it was all worth it when those Aussie surfer dudes waxed me down"

What?...these monstrosity's look perfectly natural right?? ..  NOT

Kinda looks like she stuffed the good-year blimp in her bra and called it good!
Not that she was actually wearing a bra,but a few strands of lace tethering her boobs to her chest rather than them swinging around her crouch.

It had completely Slipped my mind to mention that the local farmers market was having a 50% sale off feed sacks.
I happened to look at the ground as these suckers were casting a shadow! and noticed she still had the flippers on.

Second life's  Big Busted Bimbo

Um..K

Are You Sure Your Parents Would Like Me?

Here we have Penny the Pervert looking trashy and ready for another sitting with tattooist and have her stomach covered in some god earthly tattoo.

Looks like she was probably hugged around the waist too tight by some puke stained string vest drunk at the local bar, thinking she was Pamela Anderson and the air was squished to her tits and ass..
The tattoo on her face is actually friction burns from cubicle humping in the men's washroom.

Mad Max Candidate!

Mr Hefner

This is.. well.. (we'll call him Mr Hefner) looking suave in his painted Noob shorts and free non-alcoholic beverage.

This dude is almost 7 years old..

This is a person that will refuse to spend real-life dollars to buy a few lindens and update his appearance.

This is how he was born.. well he's lost his shirt,shoes and pants, but he is Second life's Huge Hefner and willing to try and impress those sweethearts sporting his lack of package in the man parts department.

Look Out Ladies!! He's a Keeper.